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Post by lostmaiden on Feb 6, 2009 11:10:50 GMT -5
"Fuck Valentine's Day" Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit So here's my story... What else can I say? Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentine's Day! -anon.
I want some of those hearts to say "I hate you" and "A plague upon thee" and "you ruined my life you miserable little [insert a fitting noun -- like bitch or bastard] and I hope you spend eternity rotting a slow insignificant death in the pits of [insert intellectual or religious equivalent of Hell] Bitter? Me? NEVER! *wiggle*
The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.
How on earth do you stand having "In God We Trust" imprinted on every dime, nickel and quarter in your pocket?
the reply... Look at it this way, I use this religious symbolic currency to buy my porn. -EdVamp
Please think of or look for some funny Quotes and share. It may also come with a story, it does nto really matter. Hope you all enjoy the ones i submitted...
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