Funny stuff that happened to you

[lostmaiden]

I was thinking for a long time about making this thread, but I did not know wich story to start with... but here i am... You can write any funny story that comes in your head and make the others laugh their asses off, or at least smile, lol!

So, I was with some friends drinking (it was a Friday night, so I kinda afforded to do that) and a girl that was with us got drunk. She was so wasted that she kept telling us about her ex-boyfriend and how she got dumped by him and that she suffered. I heard that story 6 times... She was also very sorry that I was not bi-sexual 9to settle this, I respect all ppl, I am just not bi-sexual and hate to give the wrong idea to other ppl, but at least that is a compliment:D). Since she was drunk, we all helped her, taking turns, because there were men that tried to take her away or she could have endangered her own life by mistake. Anyways, since we met only that night, she kept asking me my name. After two weeks, same place she got drunk, me and my current bf go to sit at a table (I have to mention that in that previous night I mentioned, he tried to make me understand he liked me, and now we are together). And she was at a table and saw us and she was waving desperately at me and calling me out loud: Denisa!!!!! And i was looking at my bf and telling him... 'I thought she was drunk... She asked me at least 10 times for my name... Don;t let her kiss me again!' Of course, the kissing part was like a joke, since now we are together, but i am not used to be kissed by other ppl that are not really really close to me...

Ok, so this is not really HAHAHAHAHA or ROFL funny, but still, I liked the story because I really had a great time with my friends^^

[lostmaiden]

In hope of reviving this place and for some reading material for whoever comes around and thinks of subscribing to this forum, here is a funny recent story and i will be adding up other storyes whenever thy come into my mind... So I was at work and some inspection was said to be on it's way, so one of the bosses told us to wipe the dust off the poles near our cashregisters. You know, those that have the numbers on them, and on them the box with the cigarretes is attatched to. In order to reach taht high, me and another collegue (we were assighned for this duty) had to climb on that band where youa re supposed to put your products on. And since we were wipeing the poles, I said we were looking like some cheap strippers. of course, everyone laughed when they saw us. but we had a lot of fun doing that:)))